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UF Receiver Blasphemes Almighty Tebow

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   Surely this cannot go unpunished. In a recent interview with The Orlando Sentinel’s Jeremy Fowler, Florida receiver Deonte Thompson took a serious dig at outgoing QB/Moyle Tim Tebow. In an article that was critical of Tebow’s inabilityto read through receiver progressions, Thompson stated, “With Brantley, everything’s with rhythm, time. You know what I mean, a real quarterback.” Ouch. Wonder how this will play with a head coach suffering postpartum depression?

   UPDATE: Apparently it didn’t play well with postpartum Meyer, and it did not go unpunished. At UF spring practice yesterday, a livid Meyer went off on Orlando Sentinel reporter Jeremy Fowler, who was responsible for writing such a harshlyslightly critical article about Meyer’s favorite moyle. Meyer even went so far as to threaten physical violence if it had been his own son. The following is the transcript from the incident, with accompanying video:

Meyer: “You’ll be out of practice … you understand that? … if you do that again. I told you five years ago: Don’t mess with our players. Don’t do it. You did it. You do it one more time and the Orlando Sentinel’s not welcome here ever again. Is that clear? It’s yes or no.”

Fowler: “Urban, come on. Don’t make any threats. That’s fine. I’ll play by rules.”

Meyer: “What’s that?”

Fowler: “I’ll play by rules, but all I was doing is quoting the guy. I don’t think I was the only one.”

Meyer: “You’re a bad guy, man. You’re a bad guy.”

Fowler: “Thanks, Urban. I appreciate that.”

Meyer: “Maybe when you get a chance, call his family and all that and help them out with it. The kid has never been in trouble one time. He’s a great student, a great kid and you’re going to do that?

“If that was my son, we’d be going at it right now.”

Slave Owning Mascots: Ole Miss vs Michigan State

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   While mainstream media recently reported that students at the University of Mississippi have voted to replace Colonel Reb with a more politically correct mascot, the truth is that the students have voted to simply have a mascot after University officials banned the Colonel in 2003, citing the mascot’s likeness to a pre civil war plantation, AKA, slave owner. While the University still profits by selling the perceived likeness of a possible slave owner on bumper stickers, tee shirts, etc., Ole Miss sports teams have been forced to compete for seven years without a sweat soaked, vision impaired caricature scaring the piss out of every child in the first ten rows. Continue reading Slave Owning Mascots: Ole Miss vs Michigan State

Gay Trojan?

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   USC sophomore linebacker Jarvis Jones is either really really really gay and equally open about it, or the former prep All-American is the victim of a really really really cruel Myspace hoax. A Myspace account in his name posts several less than hetero pictures of the football player in addition to the declaration of bisexual orientation.

Trojans Embrace A Dick

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   A person close to the Lane Kiffin situation would like to get a look at the skeletons in Kiffin’s closet. He would also like to share them with the public. A public that includes the NCAA and USC board of trustees. He is offering $1000 for info on Lane if that information eventually leads to his firing at USC. While incriminating photos of Kiffin with a girlfriend are encouraged, incriminating photos of Kiffin with a boyfriend are really, really encouraged. Send your Kiffin dirt to [email protected] If, however, you would rather contact Lane Kiffin and offer your congratulations, he can be reached at:    ph-(213) 740-4204    fax- (213)740-6665   email- [email protected]

Craig James, Puppetmaster

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   Recently, former Texas Tech head football coach Mike Leach portrayed his firing as an orchestrated event with ESPN college football analyst and ultimate “little league dad” Craig James as the force behind his dismissal. According to Leach, Craig James had been disappointed by the lack of playing time for his son Adam, a seldom used receiver for the Red Raiders. Leach stated that “I think he used his position at ESPN to try to coerce me into allowing Adam to play more,” and when Leach didn’t comply with his demands for special treatment, Leach says that James attempted to apply more pressure. “He made it clear that he had a business relationship with our chancellor or certainly was in conversation about such things.” Aided by lingering resentment caused

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FSU No Longer Recruiting Trail

   Associate Athletic Director for Compliance Brian Battle has informed 13psi that Florida State University is no longer actively recruiting Booker T. Washington (Miami) DE prospect Lynden Trail. Trail made national news when 13psi reported the Florida Gators’ recruit had ties to a Miami/Overtown street gang.

Urban Meyer To Defy God's Will

   After his resignation was announced by athletic director Jeremy Foley, Urban’s first interview was, fittingly, with his friend Pete Thamel of the New York Times. In that interview, Meyer said that when his daughter hugged him after he informed his family of his decision, he “saw it as a sign from God that this was the right thing to do.” He also said that his 16-year-old daughter told him that she had not felt as if she had talked to him in the past two years. Well, apparently they did some serious catching up over the next few hours because now Urban has decided to ignore God’s sign and will take a leave of absence rather than resign. It will be very interesting to see what his ultimate decision is after current recruits are bound by their letters of intent.

Meyer Resigns

  

   Late Saturday, University of Florida athletic director Jeremy Foley confirmed to the media that head coach Urban Meyer was resigining his position effective at the end of the Allstate Sugar Bowl. In related news, a completely unreliable source confirmed to us that new Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly could be seen standing on one leg in the corner of his office repeatedly kicking himself square in the ass.

Gator Admits Gang Ties

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   Last week, 13psi broke the story about the Florida Gators’ football recruiting class including a known member of a Miami street gang. This is a gang that has been involved in several drive-by shootings over the past few years in the Overtown area of Miami. A teammate and fellow gang member of Lynden Trail’s was murdered in a drive-by shooting before Booker T. Washington’s season began this year. The shooting was in retaliation for a similar drive-by committed the previous day by a member of Trail’s gang.

   A writer for Sports Illustrated picked up on the story and interviewed Mr. Trail. In that brief interview, Lynden flatly denied being in a gang and claimed that the gang sign he was pictured flashing was merely a “neighborhood” sign. Laughable. After more research, 13psi published a follow-up article detailing Mr. Trail’s association with this street gang, including more proof that he is not as innocent as he claimed. Only after this was published did Lynden Trail admit that he was involved, although the way the question was posed to him made it sound like it was a distant memory. At left, he is pictured flashing his gang sign while on a recent recruiting visit in Gainesville. Continue reading Gator Admits Gang Ties

Rough Neighborhood

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S.I.’s Andy Staples interviewed the two Florida Gators’ commitments who were pictured wearing bandannas over their faces and flashing what looked to be gang signs in a previous post. Both maintain that they were incorrectly depicted by the photos. Of themselves. That they posted. Gator recruit Lynden Trail said that the sign he was flashing in the photo wasn’t a “gang” sign, merely a “neighborhood” sign. So let’s take their word for it and chalk it up as a couple of people being immature and trying to act “gangsta.” The problem is perception. Mr. Trail enhanced this perception by placing the caption “BIRD GANG BITCH” under the photo of himself displaying his Continue reading Rough “Neighborhood”