Jose Canseco is now officially a woman. While the majority of the disgraced slugger’s tweets fall into the “begging for a job…any job” category, a couple of them provided an interesting look into the gender altering effects resulting from a lifetime of steroid abuse. Besides the obvious differences such as facial hair and watching “The Bachelor”, the single biggest differentiator between males and females is the level of testosterone. A typical man Canseco’s age has roughly 600 ng/dl, while a woman has around 70 ng/dl. Turns out that without the aid of horse hormones, Jose’s shrunken little excuses for testes can only churn out 150 ng/dl, so he is officially closer to being a woman than a man.
What time does Bachelor come on?
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