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   So we all know by now that Tiger Woods enjoys hooking up with classless tramps whose lack of self respect lends them to a sex life based solely on money. But enough about Elin, he also likes to pee on pornstars. In her new website, sex-for-money gold-digger Elin Woods Joslyn James has published text messages she received from Nike’s favorite pitch-man… Continue reading Peeing Tiger, Crouching Pornstar

   Does Tiger seem to be grimacing on this magazine cover? Like he wants to go all “Elin” with that golf club? Let’s just say that from this point forward we all have reason to suspect that any famous athlete on the cover of Men’s Fitness has been photographed committing unholy acts in a car at his local church parking lot. According to the Wall Street Journal, Tiger was coerced into doing the photo shoot and in depth interview two years ago because the magazine’s sister company, The National Enquirer, had incriminating photos of Tiger and his extra-marital selection of the day getting to know each other in a biblical sense. Really, how could I resist that?

   That month’s issue sold 30% more copies than average and Tiger bought himself two more years of un-published skirt chasing. A win-win.

   Like so many professional black athletes, Tiger Woods apparently needs to boost his self esteem by chasing white women. While famously and superficially embracing multiculturalism by referring to himself as “caublasian”, Tiger apparently doesn’t embrace a multicultural outlook when it comes to whoring around…preferring to eliminate any “bla” from his conquests. From Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant to Charles Barkley and Randy Moss…the list goes on and on…the one common outlook among a high percentage of famous black athletes seems to be “anything, ANYONE, but a black woman.”

   This character flaw was evident in Tiger Woods when writer Charles Pierce spent a day with him in 1997 for an Esquire magazine article. During the course of the day, Tiger showed an abnormal obsession with, and curiosity of, whether women believed the myth of penis size regarding race. He even went on to tell crude jokes about “black penis size” to the women preparing him for the Esquire cover shoot. This was after openly complaining that the PGA didn’t have groupies like the NBA. It was quite a pathetic display by a man that has gone out of his way to market himself as “race neutral.”

   Now, while his adultorous life unravels in the press as more and more women that met his racial requirements go public with their affairs, it will be interesting to see how his trophy wife handles it. It would have to be tough to realize that you are merely a blonde, blue eyed hood ornament meant to increaese a black athletes perceived self worth more than a cadillac or mercedes emblem could.