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Tiger Goes To Church

Men's Fitness, August 2007

 

   Does Tiger seem to be grimacing on this magazine cover? Like he wants to go all “Elin” with that golf club? Let’s just say that from this point forward we all have reason to suspect that any famous athlete on the cover of Men’s Fitness has been photographed committing unholy acts in a car at his local church parking lot. According to the Wall Street Journal, Tiger was coerced into doing the photo shoot and in depth interview two years ago because the magazine’s sister company, The National Enquirer, had incriminating photos of Tiger and his extra-marital selection of the day getting to know each other in a biblical sense. Really, how could I resist that?

   That month’s issue sold 30% more copies than average and Tiger bought himself two more years of un-published skirt chasing. A win-win.



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